Once again you made me laugh and smile. Gosh, I just love reading what you write. You are an absolute nut case. :) I HATE HATE HATE public restrooms. People are gross pigs for the most part. That includes public restrooms in government buildings where the homeless take refuge as well as where we work. You would think that most people would be more civilized. BUT NO...... back to the pigs analogy. Oink oink oink.... As for the speed urination.... Meh... I take my time and use that time for social media. For reading stuff like this. Hahahahahyah