Let loose a shit river had me laughing out loud. Glad I was not drinking anything. Ok, i just remembered one of my brain farts from years ago. Do you remember waterbeds from years ago and how much fun they are to drain? One time I decided that removing the hose and cutting s slit in the mattress would cause it to drain faster. Whooops. Yes, it drained all over the carpeting and anywhere else the water could go. Sigh