Just when I thought I was alone with nerve pain. No, just kidding. I know I am not alone and your funny story proves it. I suffer from chronic nerve pain in my right temple. Its like someone takes a steak knife and shoves it into my head and twists back and forth. Luckily it only happens sporadically. If it were truly chronic I probably would not be here to tell you about it. Sheeesh, when it hurts it really hurts. Welcome to the human experience.