Just the other day as I was moving a traffic cone out from in front of a semi truck my feet somehow got tangled in the traffic cone. It went one direction and I went down like a sack of potatoes. In my mind I was thinking oh shit here we go. I fell on my right side and I managed not to hit my head on the ground or the massive bumper on the semi. Somehow my glasses did not fall off my face. I was able to sit up on my butt and the driver of the truck tried to get me off the ground. I too am very hefty so that was not happening. My partner was on the driveway and finally saw what happened and I had her go get a chair so I could get myself back on my feet. Totally embarrassing to say the least. I am glad that you did not hurt yourself either. Getting older is not much fun but it beats the alternative I suppose.