I rarely read 7 minute articles. I think 5 minutes is my limit when I am looking at articles and how much time they will take. For some reason I NEVER look at how long your stories are. I just dive in and throw caution to the wind. Its as if I will live forever and what the hell, it is YOU. Your writing style really makes me smile and laugh and cough and.... well you get the picture. Thanks for the entertaining article. I think you picked three very good choices. Now I need to find a Youtube video on how to use Audacity.